本店員工 (aka 混亂源頭)Our Staff (aka The Source of Chaos)
店長 (我)The Owner (Me)
優點：不存在。Advantage: N/A
阿銀Ayin
精神領袖 (自稱)Spiritual Leader (Self-proclaimed)
眼鏡架男子Glasses frames man
本店良心 (本體是眼鏡)Conscience of the shop (He is glasses)
很有力量的女孩Very powerful girl
武力担当 (兼食物黑洞)Chief of Brute Force (& Food Black Hole)
千年棋聖Thousand-year-old Go master
茶道顧問 (千年幽靈)Tea Ceremony Consultant
小光Xiaoguang
學徒 (兼千年棋聖翻譯機)Apprentice (& Thousand-year-old Go master's Translator)
聯絡我們Get In Touch
地址：我們也希望我們知道在哪。可能在某個數據機的後面，或是在你人生的下一個十字路口。Address: We wish we knew. Probably behind a server rack, or at the next crossroad of your life.
營業時間：當我們醒著的時候。Hours: When we are awake.